Speaking of Life...


today SO deserves a post.

Wow. Today definitely was one of those days that just... needs a post. So without further ado, today's post.

My aunt and uncle from New York are visiting... what am I saying. All of my relatives are from New York. We're the only losers in Connecticut. One... set of relatives from New York is visiting. My uncle is helping us finish up our kitchen, and my aunt is here to shop with us. Because... it's what us girls do. So today I wake up to Amber *ashley's dog* licking my face. Rather unpleasant, but she's a cutie so I'll let it go. Then I get to clean up the remains of her midnight snack... a tissue box. Weirdo. Then I took a shower and ate a slab of DELISH coffee cake and my mom, sister, aunt and I headed out to the YANKEE CANDLE FACTORY in Deerfield. Oh-em-gee. I absolutely, completely, utterly, wholly, certainly, definitely, positively, really, straight out, surely, truly, unambiguously, unconditionally, unquestionably love that place. And if you think I'm smart because I used all those words... ha. Loser. I looked them up on Thesaurus.com. ANYWAY that is beside the point. I bought lots of candles because it's a candle store... 92,000 square feet of candle store actually. I was talking to a sales lady while my mom was in the bathroom. Just shut up. Uhmmm my nose is burned out for about the next 3 days but it was SO worth it. I smelled like 1,000 different candles and at one point I was really light-headed. Is it possible to get high off of candles? I certainly hope not. Then we got Subway on the way home where I OF COURSE proceeded to get mayonnaise and crumbs all over my shirt. I'm such a loser. We finally get home and swim in the pool. And my sister absolutely freaks because there was a bug in it. Not to mention it was a dead bug. By her reaction you would have thought one of those moldy toenails from Amanda's keyboard was chasing her or something. So I performed a rescue mission... I swear I could be in the bomb squad... and got rid of the bug. Phew. Close one. The nasty wittle sheila awmost bit my 'ead off! *steve irwin impression... oh wow I JUST realized how terrible that was... sorry guys*

FINALLY. AFTER 3 HOURS OF WAITING. AND BEING HUNGRY. THE MEN FINISH INSTALLING PART ONE OF THE KITCHEN COUNTERS AND AT 9:00 WE MAKE OUR WAY TO THE BIDWELL FOR DINNER. Well folks, here comes the blogworthy section of my day. The uncle that is visiting happens to be my father's FAVORITE drinking buddy. Of like, all time. So during dinner they consumed 3, maybe 4 pints? And about dinner. I got calamari, SO DAMN GOOD. And when I told my sister that it was the little sucker things on the squid she once again, freaked out as if one of the moldy toenails from Amanda's keyboard was chasing her. I peeled the breading off of one of the little calamari thingies and stuck it to my finger so she would freak out even more. Aren't I a loving, caring, wonderful sister? Yea, I know. :-p And then when we were finished eating my mom and aunt brought my sister and I home... and my mom went back to the bar with my dad and uncle to be their designated driver so they can get fully totally "boozed up" according to Thesaurus.com. Sweet. Now I'm just staying up to see two drunk men walk through the door... and continue to drink more beer in the living room... seeing as this doesn't usually happen seeing as my daddy will only get "boozed up" with certain people like my uncle. Hehehe. "Boozed up". I bet they've spent 75$ getting "boozed up" tonight because pints are so damn expensive. Whatever, it's not MY money =-}

And now... the moment you all craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave. Random picture time! Which is turning more into random character from shitty movie time! But not tonight! Tonight we get my newest favorite actor... right behind dear johnny d. of course. He's scottish... need I say more?!

Ladies and gentlemen... Ewan McGregor.

Scottish people rock my socks, plain and simple.


  • This post SO deserves a comment. Comments By Q, of course! Well Flo, what ive got to say is that when the drunk people walk through the door, poke them with sporks. They'll flip out. All drunk-style n stuff. :) Sooooo dope. Gnarley shit right there yo. <3 ya!! Later babe!


    By Blogger Q, at 8/14/2005  

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  • i'm sorry... comments longer than my posts are not allowed. it makes me look bad. :-p

    By Blogger Flolio, at 8/15/2005  

  • I cannot believe this post isn't flooded with comments. I mean, this is totally brill. (To keep going with the fake Australian accents :-p)

    Yep, my moldy toenail is one nasty sheila. Wouldn't want to encounter one of those in a dark alley! Then again, I wouldn't want to encounter one of those at all. EE.

    OMG EWAN MCGREGOR! Enough said.

    Calimari...yum!(?) Heh never tried it. It reminds me too much of Squidward.

    By Blogger salamander, at 8/15/2005  

  • it IS squidward, foo! :)

    By Blogger Flolio, at 9/02/2005  

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